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Minecraft

A game your girlfriend doesn't want to know about.
She will leave you if you say:
You: Guess what
Her: What?
You: In minecraft, I finally have a stack of diamonds
Her: *runing*
by word.org October 14, 2020
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Jellybean (the minecraft youtuber)

a stupid little silly minecraft youtuber who makes a bunch of youtube shorts of her just reading comments and yelling and somehow became popular off of that, she also streams on twitch where she made a joke about the moon guy from fnaf being a pedophile and apologized for it on twitter where she just said waaah sorry to the only 3 people mad.
person 1: "i stan Jellybean (the minecraft youtuber)"
person 2: "never talk to me again get out no one loves you, you're fatherless, go away, i hate you"
by OrdinaryJoe March 2, 2022
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minecraft sucks

badass guy:hey! minecraft sucks!
kid:WHY DID YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MINECRAFT AAAHHHHH
by ZombossMaster March 4, 2017
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minecraft kid

a minecraft kid is an annoying squeaker everyone has to deal with and usually says "your a hacker" or "i wasnt ready" when they get combod by SnakeDaoust and when thay win they always say "eZ". So basically thats the definition
TRUE MINECRAFT KID : *gets combod in a 1v1*
kid: ur a hacker u meanie u hit me from 2 blocks! ur a bully!! *goes and cry's on his bed with his mom*
u: U only got combod skid
by Comboinq March 6, 2016
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Minecraft

It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.

There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.

-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.
Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!
by aetherX July 9, 2011
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Hop on Minecraft

Very often the term of asking your friend for rough and hardcore sex whether its a girl or a boy.
The person asked cannot deny the request, and has to have rough and hardcore sex with the asker.
Maddie, hop on Minecraft today.
Hey Tom, want to see me hop on Minecraft with Alex?
by Misart August 8, 2021
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Minecraft

The best Video Game ever created. Created by Notch, you can build, explore, and kill.. things. You can also play on servers/multiplayer and do PVP and other minigames.
Person 1: Hey, buddy. Wanna play FoRTnITe?
Person 2: no Josh I’m playing Minecraft
Person 1: what’s a Minecraft?
Person 2: d o. Y o u. L i v e. U n d e r. A. R o c k?
Person 1: yes.

Person 2: o k. Please, don’t play Fortnite. Minecraft is better.
by GetSpaghettiedOn. September 24, 2019
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