pussy laser

When a person has the ability to shoot a beam of laser from their pussy. Similar to the twat gun.

She nearly scorched my cock off with her pussy laser!

by muthaf January 27, 2009

Laketard

A person who drinks and bathes in sewer tainted lakewater

Dont swim in that!!.You will turn into a laketard!

by Dirtleg Laketard October 5, 2019

lametard

Someone that enjoys making up stupid nicknames for people that do not make sense

Nick called me a crackwhore edition 27, he is such a lametard.

by A rems December 16, 2008

laser

One of the highest adjectives in describing something completely awesome.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing.

Yeah, that MF DOOM track was pretty laser.

by duplo June 11, 2004

laser tag dance

a way of dominating a laser quest game;;really good laser quest junkies do this;;it looks like they are trying to dance;;looks very stupid but is a way of winning the game;;The gun is sideways;;they are constantly moving to not get hit;;the people that always come in first place are always doing a laser tag dance

Amanda:Did you see that guy dressed in the Winnie the Poo outfit?He must be like 60 years old!
Sam:Yea,hes doing a laser tag dance. Plus he is the number 1 player at Laser Quest.How does he do it?

by Macie August 24, 2005

laser pig

1- a stuffed pig which makes funny grunting noises when hit against walls or other people's heads.

2- a source of great amusement

"Dude, chuck me laser pig"

"No he's my laser pig"

(Insert physical battle for the control of the small pink pig here)

by theloaffamily April 10, 2010

laser

Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate

After getting head, I lasered her face.

by Kruug February 25, 2009