Lolster

A sarcastic way to tell someone that their joke wasn't funny.

James: That's what she said!

Jordan: *Rolls Eyes* Wow, that was a real lolster...

by SwiggySwagMuffin July 12, 2011

Lolst

Something that was so funny it's humour was lost. Or, something that was meant to be funny but it failed.

Hijacked a plane and ran it into the twin towers was a lolst.

by Trashwolfe December 5, 2009

Lolitp

1. the most hated person in Modesto, California

damanisjc1: as if you the famous lolitp would be persuaded by acting
damanisjc1 (7:21:16 PM): lolitp, the druid acolyte
KyleMinus2 (10:52:08 PM): Well, lolitp, you have been talking to me since the seventh grade
KyleMinus2 (10:52:17 PM): and now I am in 12th.
KyleMinus2 (10:52:34 PM): and I still don't have any idea who you are

by Clicker March 15, 2004

lolitous

the adjective of the word lolita, describing someone that either looks or dresses like an underaged prostitute. Could also be used to describe someone between the ages 9-13 who wears provocative clothing.

You look very lolitous with your pink knee socks and short school girl skirt.

by Leah Carlsson January 12, 2008

LOLTID

laugh out loud till I die

girl 1: omg did u see your sisters new perm.......it looks like a bush is on her head! girl 2:thats funny! loltid

by squishydogyoyo November 27, 2010

Lolita Psychopath

A Lolita Psychopath is someone whos basically really sweet and kind and childish who seems really innocent but is an extreme homicidal psychopath who will attack the second u show a single weakness or let down your guard. They are also extremely easy to please and bipolar so if you make them mad you have a big chance to be able to calm them down and they'll forget about being angry but if you don't they will kill you. They are also amazing liars so you will never know when they will attack. They are often identified as yanderes and they fall in love hard and easily. Be careful if you identify them they are dangerous.

The Lolita psychopath murdered him in the end and got away with it. Who would suspect such an innocent girl of such a brutal murder?

by Pseudonymisnotalreadytaken October 16, 2021

lolita

A teenage whore that acts like a young innocent girl.

My girlfriend is acting like a Lolita though she's already old.

by John karl the ill boy January 11, 2009