Yizz Lid

The act of putting semen in a circular fashion around a toilet seat.

1. Bro, Aaron is being such a jerk, I think I might secretly give him a Yizz Lid
2. EW I was about to sit down to poop when I noticed someone gave me a Yizz Lid!

by SmallChickenBoy July 13, 2017

pop that lid

The act of intentionally shooting yourself in the face in order to remove your current face and have a new, more attractive face surgically transplanted at a later date.

"Yoo bro shes never gonna date a fugmo like you, you betta pop that lid"

by bharv December 3, 2018

hope the lid stays tight

Hoping to not take anymore pills/drugs

Idk man let's hope the lid stays tight

by Volleylover369 March 2, 2017

Lid

A bad or rude amateur radio operator that doesn't follow common courtesy and interferes with other operators.

Do you hear that lid transmitting voice in the morse code area?

by Traitor Johann December 27, 2020

LID

As it refers to humans; A low intelligence device.

Fred can't back his car down the drive without hitting his mailbox, he's a LID

by Joe Sinus October 21, 2018

Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020

Yellow Bin Lid Day

Taking out the plastics, removing the rubber.
Not wearing a condom.

“Yeah, on me way home for yellow bin lid day!”

“Silly me, wrong week for yellow bin lid day, and it was full!”

by HearSheHearShe April 23, 2024