weekend jetlag

The insatiable desire to go to sleep come Sunday night made impossible by the fact that it was past noon when you woke up. The jetlag continues Monday morning when you are sluggish, unproductive, and not likely to recover until you hit your bed at 8 PM that night.

"Wow, man you look terrible. Were you up drinking on a Sunday night?"
"Nah, dude. I just got some serious weekend jetlag."

by Driction December 19, 2007

Jetter

A member of the air force (airman) usually between the ages of 18-24 who drives cars with spoilers, hangs out at certain dance clubs, and often hits on younger girls.

How do you spot a jetter? look for the tricked out honda civic parked at the nearest middle school.

by Weird Ally June 28, 2008

Jett

Fully sick cooked cunt who smokes winnie blues

Stingy cunt: Yeah nah ask jett if i could pinch one of his darbs

Less stingy cunt: cunt get a fucking job and buy your own durries you fein

by Propercooked November 19, 2018

jesta

a comedian

your a "jesta" blood you give me pure joke

by guardian August 21, 2006

jetman

A tool used to procrastinate. It is an application on Facebook that serves the same purpose as minesweeper, solitaire, freecell, hearts, and that pinball machine game. Again, there is no other reason for it's existence but procrastination. It was actually created because some lazy programmers were procrastinating making a more useful application.

Zack: Did you study for the quiz today?

Brad: Nah, man, I couldn't stop playing Jetman. I was gonna study, but I had to beat my record. Plus I had a few challenges to finish.

by Phonesforears December 30, 2007

Jetted

Another term for high. In the state of mind that you feel as if you are flying when you are on some other shit. Usually called booted, high or common term faded .

Me: Yeo are you good?
You: Nah bro I'm jetted out my mind.

or

Me: How yu feeling?
You: Yeo im feelin like im air I'm f***** jetted .

by Kevin Locks June 27, 2010

jett

dude with a lesbian haircut looks like ellen

jett looks like ellen

by ibemean April 1, 2019