Jenkin

A form of masturbation where the participant attempts to make their penis wider.

Matthew was jenkin it in spanish class.

by The.V.Man November 25, 2024

Jenkins Money

One who has so much money they could crush you with their ATM receipt but pretends to be broke. Also known as a Big Baller or The Hammer.

Man I would love to buy that new truck but I don't have that Jenkins money.

by Sir Shady McShade February 28, 2023

Patty Jenkins

Someone who, after repeated failures, continues to be bold, admits no fault, and refuses change their ways.

Made famous by dir Patty Jenkins doubling down, refusing to change her Wonder Woman 3 script after WW84 was poorly received.

Essentially the opposite of a Leeroy Jenkins.

"Stop trying to open that can of beans with your hands, use a can opener, don't be a Patty Jenkins."

by B_dub3 December 9, 2022

Mary Jenkins

gum that got left under your desk but somehow has traces of many known std's

ah shit there's a Mary Jenkins under my desk

by Dankerson.dunlop December 5, 2018

Subtle Jenkins

An international, long distance crush

I met someone on zoom, turns out they're across the pond. I think I've got a subtle jenkins for them.

by shamanshadow January 14, 2021

Jenkin It

Watching pornographic material on one’s laptop in public, specifically at a bar or a club owned by the viewer.

He was Jenkin It when being asked for comedy dates at his club after the show.

by Les_Thunderchild January 29, 2024

Noah Jenkins

Dogshit ass magician,thats a retard in school but not really,Kid got mad cake

even though hes bad at magic,he got ass like Noah Jenkins

by daddyjett January 29, 2020