Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.

Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.

by vandalny721 July 16, 2019

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Assfart Jenkins

Dickneck Jones’s Cousin, who also sucks at driving.

Sarah: “Look at this Assfart Jenkins cutting me off!”
Ella: “What’s an Assfart Jenkins?”
Sarah: “Dickneck Jones’s Cousin.”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 14, 2019

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maryrose jenkins

the best character in the marauders series by pengiwen on wattpad

"maryrose jenkins is such a great character"

by zcniiks August 17, 2021

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Anya Jenkins

Anya Jenkins is a character in the Buffyverse. She is a former vengeance demon now turned highshooler. Her quirky personality and witty humor is what makes her stand out.

Anya Jenkins has such a good sense of humor!
Who’s your favorite character in Buffy?
Anya Jenkins, of course!

by HarryPotterBuffy January 26, 2022

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Bradley Jenkins

an extremely large male with a massive willy. usually seen at mcdonalds but has been seen at kfc.

wow that guy has been at maccas all week, he is definitely a Bradley Jenkins

by massivewillyliam August 18, 2022

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John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!

Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.

Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!

Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.

by Koosh_boy1 April 17, 2011

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