Jean-Marc

1. A walking oxymoron. Loners at heart, Jean-Marcs don't require human contact unless they need to feed. The feeding ritual, which began in the 18th century and originally took place in the Catacombs of Paris, is traditionally held once a month. There are rumors suggesting an association between Jean-Marcs and lesbian werewolves however there are few facts to support the claim. Never make eye contact with a Jean-Marc.

2. A French man who enjoys cooking, smoking and playing Mahjong.

Don't look! He could be a Jean-Marc!

Jean-Marc by Brian Ralph Johnson September 5, 2010

Jean-philippe 

Originates from the prostitutes and criminals from Belgium, that were sent to the new world. The mixture of french and english gave rise to an impossibly beatiful creature. The rare Jean-philippe is an extremely shy entity, that when spotted, will quickly turn and run with his long chicken like legs. When cornered, he will shake his lower lip and his eyes will swell to resemble the head of a teacup chihuahua. With this skill he can take over hollywood and have all the male himbo's worship him.

guy "hey did you see the new movie with that Jean-philippe?"
girl "The one where he looks like the chihuahua, or the one where he runs from the police, or the one where he is naked on his back?"
guy "yes"
girl "oh my god i love him"

Jean-philippe by Gereniuk February 10, 2010

jean shorts 

The official attire of the students and fans of the University of Florida at Gainesville (UFAG)

The whole world knows that gator fans wear jean shorts. It's common knowledge.

jean shorts by Urban Meyer September 4, 2007

jean pant 

Another name for Jeans.
Strangely, in South Africa, some people seem to think that 'Pants' are more than one 'Pant,' hence the 'jean pant.'

Wow, you look sexy in your new Levi's jean pant.

jean pant by Very hot girl October 7, 2007

Jean Claude 

The sexy Master Vampire in Laurell K. Hamiltons Anita Blake series.

Jean Clause was Master of St. Louis, he as the best of the best and he wanted me.

Jean Claude by Bel January 19, 2005

Jean Jam 

When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.

Tim: "These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."

Jean Jam by jeanjamisreal September 27, 2015

jean carlos 

master of ass kicking , also master of bacon and puppies

aw man, that guy is a jean carlos at eating bacon

jean carlos by bacon bomber March 14, 2016