[Jahovas Witness]

The sexiest people ever, that come to your house. They wear white robes, and carry spears. They take children away from their families. <3

The Jahovas Witness's are going to stick a spear through your throat and smother you in their white robes.

[Jahovas Witness] by JAHOVASWITNESS=LIFE January 31, 2009

Jakob

That one friend that always wants to be by himself and wants to kill himself and on top of all of that chaos he is extremely emo making everyone around him uncomfortable leaving everyone to think what if he shoots up the school

Oh no, what is Jakob reaching for!

Jakob please don’t pull it.

Jakob by Big Spicy Meatball May 28, 2018

Jakob

Jakob is someone who is super intelligent. This may seem like a good thing at first, but a Jakob is a person who will throw the fact that he is intelligent in your face at every opportunity, becoming increasingly annoying until you want to beat the hell out of them and throw them into an open grave. Jakobs are usually ginger, with extraordinarily large glasses, and have no soul. They are also extremely socially awkward. Rumor has it that the Zodiac Killers real name was Jakob. They have no morals, and their only rules in life are to make life as miserable as possible. If you ever meet a Jakob, either execute them immediately or run away as fast as humanly possible.

Jakob is a jackass.

Jakob by Ujiyasu Suekata November 14, 2018

Jakobie 

Loves people can get embarrassing and falls inlove with Virginia 💙

He loves people and family jakobie

Jakobie by Jsvusbdvjd May 23, 2019

Jakobe 

A terrible person. Most likely a psychopath, and will probably ruin your life. Jakobes tend to be very aggressive and have severe anger issues, and no redeeming qualities. Jakobes are AWFUL people, and are likely to be the perpetrator in sexual harassment and assault situations, as they only care about themselves and take whatever they want, regardless of the clear “No”s and “Please stop”s. They’re terrifying as well, and will do what they can to try and make you scared of them. They’ll threaten you, and cuss you, and try as hard as they possibly can to make you regret speaking up for something THEY did. Jakobe’s dont deserve anything good in life, because they most likely ruined someone elses life already.

Have you heard of Jakobe S*****?

The rapist psychopath with really bad anger problems? Yeah, he should be in prison.

Jakobe by Imjusttellingmytruth November 15, 2018

Jakob

Jakobs are bitches that like to talk to more than one girl at a time and doesn't know when to give up on asking a girl for nudes. Jakobs just don't understand the meaning of no! If your looking for a relationship don't go for a Jakob and if you do good luck!

Guess what
what
Jakob cheated on me with three girls

Jakob by woofwoofbarkwoof June 1, 2018

Jakob

A whore-mongrel who likes chicken

Your mom is a Jakob...

Jakob by Legion of Chicken January 20, 2009