Analogous to the blagotubes and interwebs, the intervines are the information superhighway for plants. Theorized to exist as the communication vector in many evil-tentacle-plant movies. (such as The Ruins) Not to be confused with 'intervenes', damn it!
The plant kingdom routinely communicates via the intervines.
"Mathias, you haven't been answering my calls... gimme a ring when you've got a minute. See ya soon." - The intervines
"Mathias, you haven't been answering my calls... gimme a ring when you've got a minute. See ya soon." - The intervines
by tbonaz April 13, 2008
Get the intervines mug.The state of being so engrossed in one's device (iPhone, iPad or equivalent) that one remains oblivious to all surrounding activity and communication and to the social norms that once governed them. Accordingly, the Law of iNertia states that a person engaged with his or her device will remain so engaged, regardless of any forces acting upon them to achieve a change of state. (The Law of iNertia thus operates contrary to the Law of Inertia, according to which a body at rest will remain at rest and a body in motion will continue moving with a constant velocity unless acted upon by an external non zero force.)
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Jon "dude it says here that Bro code states that you cant sleep with your friends ex"
Matt "But i didn't i almost did, but Brovine intervention stopped me"
Matt "But i didn't i almost did, but Brovine intervention stopped me"
by Brocode Follower23 August 28, 2009
Get the Brovine Intervention mug.1-A running workout involving running multiple short sprints. It develops quick twitch muscles, and improves sprinting speed. Really damn painful. Commonly run to improve times in distances from 50 to 400 meters. Long and middle distance runners also participate in speed intervals, although the effects are less noticeable.
2-The length of time between fixes of a methamphetamine user.
2-The length of time between fixes of a methamphetamine user.
1-We did like 400 speed intervals for track. I can't fucking stand up my hamstrings are so busted.
2-Will has such a short speed interval. He's always high. Let's go to KFC
2-Will has such a short speed interval. He's always high. Let's go to KFC
by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009
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by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2008
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IRAQ: I'm gonna gas the thousands of my people, because they're mine and they don't get a say in government decisions.
US: Looks like someone needs some "military intervention" up their ass.
US: Looks like someone needs some "military intervention" up their ass.
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If I Wanted To Create A Lot Of Lag And Send It To A Persons I.P. Address, I Would Use Divine Intervention.
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If I Wanted To Create A Lot Of Lag And Send It To A Persons I.P. Address, I Would Use Divine Intervention.
Which I Have Hosted At My WebSite.
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