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Flight Instructor

A career or part time job that involves watching the Hobbs meter tick while spending unusual, long, and demanding hours in the cheapest, stripped down, mechanically unsound aluminum can all for the goal of displaying the magic of rote learning to a student. Sometimes the aluminum can is also known as being airworthy, but that is a made up word the mechanics will use to comply with the legal mumbo jumbo and is hardly ever true. The majority of the instruction is given in the busiest airspace with little to no safe guarding; such as reliable radios, transponders, or even the most basic necessity-transparencies you can actually see out of. The students, the prime income of a flight instructor, are stubborn, top-gun wanna be pilots that no matter how ever you try to persuade differently about the aircraft only having one 100HP engine, will still rotate the nose to fifty degrees on takeoff, that is if they even bother to show up for the lesson from being to (insert bullshit excuse here).
I think I will work three other jobs to pay for my one flight instructor career.
by Laszload November 24, 2009
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insle

It is a Beautiful person with blonde hair or a person with blue eyes. Most likely obsessed with TikTok
Insle is so Beautiful
by Kelby richards April 13, 2020
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It insists upon itself

Something most think is profound but in reality is pretentious and ostentatious.
Lois loved The Godfather, but Peter knew that it insists upon itself. He liked the Money Pit.
by Ole Gil September 22, 2007
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Instagram

Used for white girls to post selfies with them doing duck faces, pictures of their dogs, or their latest purchase at Starbucks they are drinking that day. All while judging their popularity with how many likes they get on their picture.
Did you see my latest picture on Instagram? I got like 50 likes, I feel so cool.
by bjw3712 February 9, 2014
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inside the ride

i.e. at a rave or dance event
by piffy June 12, 2003
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insomnaphobia

The fear of being unable to sleep, the stress of which, causes difficulty sleeping
It is difficult to know which came first, insomnia, or insomnaphobia.
by traumatized January 10, 2009
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Instrovinomical

Being so bad at something that no word can describe it
You're so bad, Hayden, that we need a new word for you that means like really really bad, worse than bad, something like instrovinomical.
by jizzmaster20 June 16, 2010
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