A Hansel is a boy who usually likes to dry his ass cracks near the AC. Usually dances to stupid music once in a while. Likes to eat anything. Fairly healthy closeup. A retard on this earth
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A small Oregon town that only continues to survive because of: a large paper mill two miles west of town, and an amazing new trend to live far away from the workplace with S.U.V.'s at a time when gasoline costs more than your typical computer program or second mortgage.
Where the hell is Halsey?
by Alan E.L. April 17, 2008
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Oh so you thought that I was kidding. Well that's alright because the revolution is just now beginning. Hansenite will be a word on Urban Dictionary. You can hide from the truth all you want. Chris Hansen is not a single person, he is everything (and your real father). May the Spirit of Hansen live on!
by Thehansenite August 3, 2015
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by GizzleDAMartian January 23, 2021
Get the Haset mug.To deflect a valid point with an entirely irrelevant one, particularly in a shrill fashion, in the manner of The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
Elisabeth totally hasselbacks any critisism of Sarah Palin with the stock response of "Obama pals around with terrorists".
by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009
Get the hasselback mug.If someone is a "Jeremy Hansen" They have huge weiners and get alot of pussy. The modern day substitution for "pimp"
1. Hell ya Im fly, Im a Jeremy Hansen!
2. Dude that guy just went home with 7 girls after beating up Chuck Lidell and Kimbo Slice, What a Jeremy Hansen
2. Dude that guy just went home with 7 girls after beating up Chuck Lidell and Kimbo Slice, What a Jeremy Hansen
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