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hasselback

To deflect a valid point with an entirely irrelevant one, particularly in a shrill fashion, in the manner of The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
Elisabeth totally hasselbacks any critisism of Sarah Palin with the stock response of "Obama pals around with terrorists".
by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009
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hasselbeck

Hasselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about "The View"s Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It is written and performed by Elephant, a Los Angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers Jackson Vrana and Coleman Vrana.

The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.
Elephant ended their show last night in Hollywood with Hasselbeck; it was funny as hell.
by wehobrandon August 20, 2009
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hazzelbackshire

a slang word, or a cuss word meaning to crap (poo) on a unicorn.
person #1: hey did you just see that guy?
person #2: ya dude hes such a hazzelbackshire.
by qwerty12223 April 13, 2010
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hassleback up

1) To stop complaining and get back to work.

2) To change ones actions to fall in line with traditional masuclinity.

From the term man up with the word hassleback being synonomous with the word man.
Forman needs to hassleback up.
by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
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hasselbeck

Anything that is beffiting the traditional sense of masculinty, toughness, or persistance.

From the Seattle Seahawks quarterback Matt Hasselbeck. Especially his repersentation in the Playstation 2 game NFL Street where his ability to establish physical dominance is unmatched.

Also spelled hasselback
After being pinned by a boulder he cut his arm off with a dull pocket knife. That is extremely hasselbeck.
by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
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haselbeck

To engage in sexual intercourse on top of a double deck bus that is drowning in a lake. Sometimes includes sperm whales and extremely sexy people.
"Dude, i need to haselbeck her!"
"OMG i haselbecked your mom!"
by damnthatbooty August 17, 2011
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck

(Also see HasselAss) A bonde, republican girl who co-hosts "the view." She also has a brain the size of a peanut. She also get's her facts wrong., and should be fired from "the view".
Person A: God I really hate that girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Her facts aren't even right!

Person B: Yeah, she even says Obama is a terrorist. What an idiot
by Democrats4ever July 1, 2009
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