santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 05, 2009

hasselback

To deflect a valid point with an entirely irrelevant one, particularly in a shrill fashion, in the manner of The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Elisabeth totally hasselbacks any critisism of Sarah Palin with the stock response of "Obama pals around with terrorists".

by paul3onthetree February 05, 2009