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Mary Harper

Mary Harper is a nice person over text, but once you know her she will talk shit behind your back. Mary is still obsessed with her both of her ex’s, and can’t get over any guy she talks too. Mary will back stab you but will still pretend that she is your friend. NEVER TRUST MARY HARPER!!
guy1. “Do you know Mary Harper?!?“
guy2. “Yeah, but she to all the boys.”
by FORTNITELOVER35 October 2, 2020
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Stephen Harper

22nd Canadian Prime minister (Canadian equivalent to prime minister). I suppose he did decent in handling the economy during the 2008 recession. But still has the flaws of every other conservative pm.
Doug: Look its Stephen Harper.
by LoLI'mSOOOOOOOOOFunny June 21, 2021
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Harper Mahood

A sexy mysterious dream girl, her beauty will stun you in a heartbeat and if you happen to survive the shock you'll only start convulsing once she speaks to you for the first time with the voice of an angle. Only the ancient Gods of Olympus could have designed such a muse, she's smart, funny, humble, creative, artistic, plays music and is genuinely one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. In the wise words of Special38, the now defunct Southern Rock band from the 80s, hold on loosely but don't let it go.
"Fuck that girl, Harper Mahood, is a bombshell 10/10 how am I gonna go and get her number?"
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."
by Mr.Rubberfunkyamotha January 17, 2024
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Harper

Harper is a unique, funny, and interesting person. She makes things seem to have a brighter side and most people would choose her over grades. She tends to wear girly girls and always looks confident wherever she goes. When it comes to boys, she will give you her opinion and gives you great advice. Harper is very compassionate with her abilities and talents.
Harper looks attractive.
Harper made my day!
by alter ego broski May 25, 2024
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Harper Community SC Story

A community story on Snapchat that was launched exclusively for students with a Harper College email address to join and view others' posts, categorized by graduation year. Initially, the community stories received minimal activity, with little engagement. However, it gradually gained popularity and started featuring a wide range of stories from Harper students, including everyday experiences, teacher and class recommendations, and memes.
Unfortunately, this positive momentum took a turn when certain individuals began posting stories related to political and religious topics. These posts annoyed and frustrated other Harper viewers, prompting them to share and express their opinions on the matter within the community stories. As time went on, the situation escalated, with people calling out others who disagreed and/or insisting to stop sharing political or religious content in the community story in which the majority of students were in agreement and still are today. Due to being a friendly, welcoming community story and not a place to post and share sensitive topics, some individuals are now taking advantage of the platform to share ideas centered around these controversial subjects, leading to controversy among the students and others.
Friend 1: ”Have you seen the latest stories on the Harper community stories on Snapchat?”
Friend 2: “ Yeah, it’s sad and unfortunate. Every other day, someone has to post a sensitive topic and not even a day later, boom.. it’s a shitshow.”

Friend 1: “I just don’t understand why they have the audacity to share this kind of sensitive content. This really defeats the whole purpose of a community story when you have people abusing it as a way to cause conflict and chaos later on.”
Friend 2: “I agree. The Harper Community SC Story should be used to post content free of inappropriate, political, and religious topics.”
by brandt63 November 16, 2023
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freddie harper

The man who has the biggest cock in the world and can use it better than anyone.
Wow! I wish I was like Freddie Harper my dick is tiny compared to his
by Heixidvenc January 26, 2020
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hayden and harper

the best couple their is ! there is not a reason why they cant they are kind harper is more important and better looking hayden is smart and kind they are a perfect couple.
by couple perfectoin March 30, 2022
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