Hollywood-handjob

When actors or actresess make gratuitous cameo appearances as themseleves. Can be accompanied by heavy handed dialogue

Film: 'The postman'
Kevin Costner: "Hey, aren't you famous?"
Tom Petty: "yeah, I was, once. But you ARE famous."

Wow, did you see the Hollywood-handjob that Ben Afleck Gave Will Smith in 'Jersey girl'? We pay you to act like someone other than yourself whe we go to see a movie.

by uzi4u June 14, 2006

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Turkish HandJob

A hand job of the Turkish nature where one takes the released semen and tosses it gently over their right shoulder. If its not over the right shoulder then definitely not true Turk. Get serious. Originally constructed for Turkish billionaires.

Gazanfer: "That was the best Turkish HandJob of my life. Which shoulder did u release over?"
Gizem: "Don't worry babe it's not my first Turkish Handjob, I threw it over my right shoulder."

by Turkish Billionaire July 25, 2012

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Swedish Handjob

The act having sex with the space between couch cushions and leaving your product behind.

Jon gave himself a swedish handjob last night and now my couch smells like smega.

by Mugufta December 1, 2010

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Chicago Handjob

A handjob, Chicago style - just like the steak. Bleeding rare on the inside, crispy and burned on the outside. Next time, don't forget the lube.

Bro, that whore gave me a Chicago handjob, pass the aloe vera.

by T Collins May 2, 2010

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Diarrhea Handjob

Diarrhea Handjob; or a DJ - When someone else, or even oneself jerks off using feces in diarrhea form

I like to jerk off my boyfriend when he or I have a sour stomach using Diarrheaas lubricant. My boyfriend calls me a dirty german shitgirl when he comes from my Diarrhea handjob

by PRG Jen February 18, 2010

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