A partner/ handjob giver rubs jalapeños on one hand and lube on the other without telling the handjob receiver. The receiver then chooses a hand and receives a handjob with chosen hand either receiving a nice lubed handjob or a fiery, painful rub and tug
1."dude she offered me a Mexican Handjob Roulette. i chose the lube hand thank god, it felt amazing."
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"
2. "i chose the jalapeños bro, my dick almost fell off. never try a Mexican Handjob Roulette"
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When a man is on all fours and his significant other jerks his cock from behind, and for bonus points eats his ass at the same time.
Man 1: Yo Brian's mom wants to milk my cock like a cow tonight!
Brian: Hey! Isn't that a backdoor handjob?
Brian: Hey! Isn't that a backdoor handjob?
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Hey Jim that car is filthy mate get it round the garage for a fully automated car wash.
No chance Bob I much prefer a soapy handjob mate. After its done I feel on top of the World.
No chance Bob I much prefer a soapy handjob mate. After its done I feel on top of the World.
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Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
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The booker said it would be just a massage with a happy ending but the girl surprised me with a Montreal handjob.
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