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hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
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Hammocks

A place that you can hang on a tree outside and go deep with your friends. A place where you can be open to anyone and everyone will listen. No one can even describe the special words spoken and the deep meanings to the conversations had while lying in a cozy hammock without a care in the world
Billy Gates: Wow it was great to go deep on the hammocks.
Joe: Yeah. The best things happen there
Billy Gates: Yeah. I can’t describe how great and deep our conversation was on the hammocks
Joe: Yeah. No one can describe what happened today on these hammocks.
by PPPPPEERRRSSSONN December 4, 2017
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hammockable

A romantic relationship which has ended, but is still friendly enough to share a hammock.
Jim and Sue parted ways, but still shared a single hammock on occasional visits to the park; it was a hammockable separation.
by njmac57 May 4, 2019
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Hammock

Slang for a hamburger with tomatoes, cheese, pickles and onions.
I would like a double hammock, please.
by AllStudyNoExam September 1, 2019
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Hammock

An object useful for carrying bananas, humans, dogs, hobos, and many more strange objects...
I put my banana in a hammock for safe keeping
by HoboHam April 15, 2020
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Hammocked

To be spun around in a front or backflip like motion and slammed to the ground. Similar to the “clothesline” but requires the victim be slammed down.
“Did you see that dude running along and Chuck just stuck out an arm and slammed him down?”

Yeah man, homie got hammocked!”
by Ezekiel tha Prophet October 9, 2020
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hampocket

a slang-term used for vagina, often used in a joking manner

can be shortened to 'hampocky' and 'hampock'
I have the worst wedgie! my hampocket is numb by now!
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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