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Halal

Non-genuine, fake, false, bullshit
If it is not kosher then it must be halal.
by Aisha Bakr May 4, 2014
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halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings
Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!
by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009
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the Hallie

a really southern girl who takes it in the ass and loves to give foot jobs. She's really into sucking off chinchilla's cocks and spitting the cum into dogs eyes. she also goes to private school and she has both balls and vagina. no penis just big ol' black balls and a vagina with teeth. she also really likes to hookup in the back of cars.
the Hallie is fucking a dog once again... oh well.
by hallie maximus September 1, 2018
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halliburton

A provider of Infrastructure and Oil Services. Used by the Clinton Administration extensively during the 1990's as well as by the Bush adminstration in the 2000's, most notably by providing laundry and meal services to brave troops serving in Iraq.

An excellent company to invest in. Stock price has tripled in three years. Recent two for one stock split.
If unemployed libs dumped their life savings into halliburton three years ago, they'd have tripled their money and could afford to move out of their parent's home.
by leo cuban July 26, 2006
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halfling

I woke up with a halfling after dreaming about Scarlett Johansson.

When that girl sat in my lap I caught a halfling.
by aleve September 3, 2006
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Halliday

Forever alone.

The very personification of Forever Alone: no-one will ever be just as lonely as a Halliday.

He or She will never be loved, never be held, and absolutely never go on a date.
You see that guy who hasn't left his room in weeks because no-one will Love him?

SUCH a Halliday
by Tweber November 30, 2011
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halal

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal
by mo2trappy March 18, 2021
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