GuntBurger

A burger cooked beneath a gunt

I'm hungry i think I'll have a guntburger

by thecubeoftime February 3, 2009

Gunny Five

A handshake used by Marine Corps soldiers. First invented by Gunnery Sergeant Beatrice Middleton in 1945. Done this way: first, slapping a high five; sliding the hand lower and giving a slightly lower five; closing of fist and tucking the thumb in; then bumping them while saying "Eagle, globe, and anchor"; then as the hand is pulled and shaken and "Away we go!" is said. Also, when the fives are given, "Up high" and "down low" are said as well.

Amos: Hey Sarge, there's a party down in the defac.

Orville: (confused, not knowing what Amos is saying) This crazy thing. What's this hand thing they're doing? Are they trying to show off?

Beatrice: No, it's the Gunny Five. I invented this. Let me show you how.

(Beatrice gives the Gunny Five to Amos. Amos passes the Gunny Five to Orville)

Beatrice: You do it that way, it's easy!

Martha: These men are going crazy. What's with all these fives? I want to learn how.

Beatrice: (demonstrating to Martha) Up high, down low, eagle, globe, and anchor, and away we go!

Martha: (yelling) That's funky. I'm going to have to teach all the soldiers that.

(Orville and Amos wink at each other then look at Martha and give the Gunny Five to Martha)

by Dusty's Baby Powder March 18, 2011

Gunt-Button

is a second navel formed in the pelvic region of men by an overabundance of fat depositing in the areas surrounding the genitals causing the penis to become engulfed in a layer of fat.

That guy's so fat, he's gotta use a q-tip to clean out his gunt-button.

Friend: "Dude, check out that guys nasty gunt!"

You: "No man, that guys got a dick; he has a gunt-button."

by codiesels March 20, 2011

Gunt Chunder

Vomit expelled from a gunt. Especially by Australian women with gunts

The sidewalk before her was covered in a ouddle of Gunt Chunder

by Gunderstench October 15, 2012

gunnysacking

bringing into a given conflict situation issues from past conflicts that are more than 99.9% of the time absolutely irrelevant to the present conflict

gunnysacking is the worst possible method of conflict resolution; it can make an argument or conflict less controllable and/or more violent than it needs to be.

by Sexydimma March 21, 2013

Gunther

A person who resembles the penguin from adventure time. Who is submissive to his owners commands and sometimes makes his owner meet his doom - Ice King

Come on Gunther give me a hug - Ice King

by GalaticFist👽 April 27, 2017

Guntoxy

A warrior that wields a Gun and cannot be stopped.

That Guntoxy destroyed an entire city.

by anonymous July 24, 2017