Guffoon

One who titters at new, illuminating material that may be cool and interesting but is also too long to read or watch.

Guffoon...

X: its kind of interesting homo
Y: i doubt it
Y: tl;dr
X: god you are badass

by MelvinBellman April 8, 2008

Guffer

While eating out the stink put two fingers in the pink.

As she stood bent over he gave her the guffer.

by Harry Balsack July 13, 2006

Guffard

A small turtle who practices kung fu, carries a staff, and lives in your house.

Is also the star of a future rap song.

Wheres my Guffard!

by k.e.p March 22, 2011

Guffaw

To laugh in a way similar to what comedians portray snobbish british men to do.

The man was guffawing to his hearts content.

by British Maniac September 17, 2015

broccoli guffs

When a person consumes a large amount of broccoli, the next day they may find that they experience a high level of very bad smelling flatulence. This is the phenomenon known as 'Broccoli Guffs'

Person one: "Dude, whats that smell?"
Person two: "Thats my Broccoli guffs, LOL!"

by Sexpest666 November 25, 2009

Piggy Back Guffing

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour

Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad

by Fatcatkim November 3, 2011

guffman

extremely, flamboyantly gay person.

Man, did you see his pink cheetah print leather pants. He is such a guffman.

by Sir Jamie Hamersmtih November 7, 2003