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Guacamole Facial

When a vegetarian proceeds to expell excrement from their sphincter onto their partners face. The resultant faeces acquires a particular green aesthetic, hence the strict non-meat diet.

In extreme cases, some have a particular fetish for herbivores rather than humans i.e A horse
"Tonight ... I'm all yours"
"Are you prepared to have a guacamole facial?"
by Rhymeonocerous April 22, 2017
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guacamole in my ass

Fuck off and put some guacamole in my ass you titty fucker
by Dan Bain May 16, 2018
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Guacamole Nigga Penis

When your boy jamal takes your monster dong and smothers it in spicy guacamole.
Damn bro, jamal really covered up my whole dong last week, my massive schlong was burning the whole night. He gave me the whole guacamole nigga penis experience.
by Lmao guacamole is negro December 9, 2019
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reverse guacamole

When you get a pile of lettuce and some Mexicans spray painted green and have an orgy. Then, you clean it up, shake hands, and go home.
Hey , where can I find a bunch of Mexicans for a reverse guacamole?
by Rotary Valve December 5, 2016
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Guacamole

- Something you yell when you're on fire.! Sometimes it can be used only if shocked or scared senseless.

- The most delicious combination of avocado, tomato, cilantro, onions, jalepeno peppers, lemon/lime, and other.

- Nothing that has anything to do with the vaJJ
"GUACAMOLE!!"
"Dude! Call 911!"
"GUACA- yeah dude alright"
by bananaganoush May 18, 2010
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Guacabutter

Guacabutter is when you pull you dick out of the asshole and continue fucking her pussy, and the green buttery substance around her pussy is Guacabutter, the green hue is caused by the girl eating pistachios prior to the anal pounding.
Jackie asked John to eat the pussy but John said hell nah you got guacabutter
by Guacabutter101 February 18, 2015
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