Goosing

Being a bum, literally doing nothing. Tasks that should take 5 mins to do actually take 1 hour.

Getting no bitches or money

*Sitting it bed watching tiktok for 5 hours*
Yo bro stop goosing let’s go make some bread

You went 0/30 at the bar tn? You mad goosing rn

by Austin gurgoose September 29, 2022

Gosling

To GOSLING is the act of withdrawing during oral sex and ejaculating on the teeth.

Man, I gave her a good gosling last night…..

I hate it when he goslings me!

by Rumboy69 March 30, 2023

Gooslin Biffs

That small percentage of relatives who look like ogres on disability, fuck their cousins thru extreme anal gaping and knee cap play, finance TVs for 10 times the amount of cost, shit on themselves daily, and have a combined IQ of 7.

"These gooslin biffs always trade in there tvs before they pay them off and get a new one that cost more. Then shit on themselves when they realise they are paying 10times the original price but do it anyway, then call their cousin for a late night butt fix"

by 2Taintz September 9, 2023

Goobering

Super racist term for half-Asians.

Your mom is asian and your dad is white, you are a goobering

by Person881 December 12, 2023

Godelinghef

A coder with unreadable code

Coder A: Here's code i wrote *shows code*
Coder B: Absolutely unreadable, godelinghef

by Sanya339 December 23, 2023

Goosing

a dramatic way to describe a strong hunger

"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted

a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it

by icreatedsept8th2022 January 22, 2024

Goosewang

Similar to the term “silly goose” but a little more dumb and annoying and a little less silly.

Can be interchangeably used with extensions and modifications such as:

Goosewangster

Goosewangle

McGoosewang

You could even use the plural of goose for a group of goosewangs

Geesewangs

Geesewangsters

Geesewangles

Geesewinks

McGeesewingles

Sterling: “ That goosewang just cut me off!”

Cade: “Move it you fat goosewangster!”

by TripleBinker February 3, 2024