Goonspel

The text/Scripture of the religion, goonology. The book that summarizes and teaches goonology and helps all gooners excel in gooning

"yo bro, I just got the goonspel. I'm going to study it tonight to learn more about goonology."

by TheGreatGooner March 4, 2025

GOONSIAH

A SICK, FREAKY GUY THAT PRETENDS TO BE ZESTY.

MAN, GOONSIAH HAS TO BE THE FREAKIEST IN THE OFFICE.

by GOONIEL March 7, 2025

goonslop

The bare minimum amount of nutrition needed in order to sufficiently goon

Goonbud 1: Boy, am I craving some goonslop
Goonbud 2: Here, have some of mine *pulls out soylent*

by Goon-buddy March 25, 2025

Goonbusters

A team of people who you call when you have a son who has a goon problem and you don't want to have the coversation with them.

Dave has a massive Goon problem, we need to call the goonbusters

by DonKedikk April 3, 2025

Goonius Maximus

To be the biggest gooner you possibly could ever be.

Wow Luna... you really have ascended to that of a Goonius Maximus.

by TeaTimeMit April 4, 2025

Goonslop

A game/show/movie that's objectively bad and has nothing to show for except for overly sexy women, only made to cater to porn addicts.

Dude, have you played marvel rivals?
Nah, I don't play goonslop. I play real games.

Did you see this new game? Look at that characters ass!
Nah man, that's goonslop.

by VERAformer April 17, 2025

goonsy

A gay NIGGER GOON with a small green peen

bro stop being a goonsy

by drudge] May 13, 2025