Goosed

Becoming drunk by drinking too much Goose Island beer.

Dan got so goosed last night.

by ocgrad01 April 22, 2016

gooker rod

An extremely long and heavy fishing rod and reel used by Asian peeps to catch fish off bridges or bluffs. You can find these at Wal-Mart or pawn shops in the south but most people won't recognize them by their name.

We loaded up the gooker rods and ice chest and went fishing at the river.

by popa bob June 10, 2017

Goosed

Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head

Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017

Goosed

When you get stood up by your girl/boy; ditched or abandoned

"Bro how was your date?"
"I got goosed man, I'm pissed"

by sugar_tits69 November 13, 2017

Goosed-up tenshitter

The grimy, booger-like substance found on top of urinals in most schools.

I ain't using that urinal, it's covered in goosed-up tenshitter!

by karimmmabdull December 8, 2017

Gooped

To get gooped is to get lit or turnt. Primarily getting baked out of your mind, or getting drunk.

I got so gooped on new years, I did not know what happened when I woke up the next day.

by Goldfishlover:D January 9, 2018

Gooped

When the dominant parter reaches around the midsection of their partner during intercourse(Typically Doggy Style Position) and fondles their genitals.

Marcus gooped me during sex, it felt amazing!

by Chcknoodle May 6, 2018