Goldfish

Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.

You’re such a goldfish!how can you forget my birthday??I don’t t wanna talk to you anymore (>_<)

by Pandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ April 16, 2024

goldfish

to eat alot or all of something just because it's there. Refers to what happens when you put too much fish food into the fish bowl - the gold fish will eat until it dies.

I had to step away from the buffet table before I goldfished all the mini hotdogs.

by redpenqueen November 12, 2012

that damn goldfish

That damn goldfish is a phrase used by parents across the globe to describe a goldfish that will not die like we are talking two year old never fed fish that manages to survive

Dad: hey is it dead yet
Kid: nope

Dad: gah lee that damn goldfish

by Pietro Django Miximoff July 8, 2017

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

Goldfish

A Female/Male who is not only a Catfish but also a gold digger.

Ex. Thing 1: Damn {Broski, I met this girl online and shes a fucking Goldfish Fam

Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.

by softboy13 April 5, 2019

Hood goldfish

A homie hopper that stays within one friend group.

What a hood goldfish!

by RebeccaSweatheart August 2, 2011

Goldfish

Cool, smart, lucky mofos like Arian

You radiate goldfish energy - massive goldfish energy dare I say.

by chubbybeespls July 10, 2023