Can Goblin

1- A Spilt BeerTransient male or female who's only source of earned income is from the recycling of cans, bottles,plastic and glass.
2- Any person who digs through the trash can(s) located in the Bottle Return Center to recover bottles/ cans that have been discarded after the machine refused to take them. These Can Goblin's then take those nasty waste riddled items into the store with them and hold up the Express check-out line arguing over 10 cents that they have just stolen out of the stores trash can.
3- Any person that regulary enters a store with the sole purpose of just using the Bottle / Can return machines, bathroom, and to eat the free samples from the Bakery Department, without ever purchasing a thing from the store.
4- A term used by Loss Prevention / Security personel to quickly identify a persons intent, direction of travel, and regular in store habits, with only one name.
5-"gobelinus canne"

1-"I couldn't finish returning all my cans because that Spilt BeerCan Goblin was using all the machines."
2-"I had to wait ten minutes while someSpilt Beer Can Goblin in the Express line tried to return a beer can filled with a syringe and piss."
4-"Can Goblin coming through the main door."
5- "Et tu gobelinus canne abi in malam rem." ( And you Can Goblin go to the Devil.)

by SHP October 14, 2004

Mind Goblin

A joke to troll unsuspecting victims

Jack: Hey, I got the mind goblin.
Mary: What's mind goblin?
Jack: Mind goblin deez nuts.
Mary: ... --- ... / - .... . -.-- / .... .- ...- . / -- . / - .-. .- .--. .--. . -..

by Aunt May Dies January 4, 2022

Goblin Sharpshooter

Referring to a man of great courage and attractiveness. Derived originally from the mtg community, has expanded its meaning to apply to an individual who is of a highly desirable value.

I saw Goblin Sharpshooter last Halloween, and when I did I broke up with my girlfriend because had I not, I was likely to cheat on her because he was so attractive.

by Vigorr November 23, 2009

Goblin Dome

Oral sex performed by a woman that is hands down, the best OR some of the best you've ever had.

1.) Term was originated from a porno I had seen, the woman performing the bj was very ugly facially, her teeth kinda reminded me of a goblin's teeth, but she was going at it like she was bobbing for apples, hence the term "goblin dome".

2.) Tim-"Damn Adrian, last night I got some goblin dome from this girl I met at Features."

Adrian- "Well Sarah gave me some goblin dome this morning too"

by BIG WET TURD March 12, 2011

Mine Goblin

An imaginary creature, assumed to be a goblin that lives in a mine.

Can be used as a setup for a Deez Nuts joke. (read as "mind gobbling")

"Do you remember the Mine Goblin from Lord of the Rings?"
"No, whats a Mine Goblin?"
"Mine Goblin deez nuts, ha gotheem"

by goblingang420 July 23, 2021

Noblin Goblin

Referring to a male penis.

I have a Noblin Goblin in my pants.

She played with my Noblin Goblin.

My Noblin Goblin spit on her face.

by Sketchtool August 14, 2009

Goblin Mode

When one is in a mood where they only care about shiny or mildly pretty things no matter how worthless(even trash), stealing, and (importantly) being mischievous in general.

Brad: "Yo, my girlfriend is acting like a magpie this week, like yesterday she went to the beach and she came back with like 10 pounds of shells, shiny rocks, bottle caps, and sea glass."
Kyle: "Almost sounds like she's in Goblin Mode."
Brad: "She's in total Goblin Mode; she keeps stealing my socks, pins from my collection, and hair ties. She also turned the cases of all my games upside, which is kinda funny, but also really annoying.
Kyle: "Stealing and mischief. I diagnose her with Goblin Mode."

by Dr. Ragnorocktopus February 21, 2022