Gleek

A person obsessed with the hit series 'Glee'. A Gleek is often a social nonidentity, struggling to fit in which is why they watch the show.

Person A: Hey look at that Gleek over there sitting by themself, they're so weird.
Person B: C'Mon, they're a Gleek, what did you expect?
Person A: Guess so... moving on

by frizzy lizzy September 9, 2011

gleeshing

when a womens clitoris is oozing a nasty green substance and a man or women licks it up

Man: i was gleeshing my girl last night

Friend: your a sick fuck

by mycoxywrecked September 28, 2011

Geeks

People who like computers and wanna be Bill Gates when they get older. They also don't have n e friends except with other geeks. And there not very athletic and they are really really smary. A B is a bad grade for them

Geeks are smart and weird

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

The Geeks

My band, for the most part we can't play instruments bar the drummer. We were going to be called The Lismuse Dashers, however we were amused by the American preoccupation with dividing teenagers into little social categories like 'jocks' and 'geeks'. Seeing ourselves to be the complete anti-thesis of the traditional view of a 'jock' we toyed with the name 'The Anti-Jocks' before settling for the simpler and easier to remember 'The Geeks'. Due to the fact that we know that this name will inevitably have been done before due to its sheer obviousness, we will probably change the name back to The Lismuse Dashers once we can actually play instruments. Despite our lack of musical talent, we have successfully written a song called 'I Fucking Hate My Parents', Original, isn't it?

Duuuuuuuuuuuude, The Lismuse Dashers (formerly The Geeks), totally rocked at that sold out gig at Wembley Arena last night! Everyone was moshing to 'I fucking Hate My Parents'!

by dudeman April 7, 2004

Ass Gleek

Ass gleeking is an involuntary action that causes a person to drop a slight terd, with no force as would be expected in a Shard. Typically happens after a swim or eating Taco Bell.

"Mmm that volcano taco was great. What's this little grease spot on my seat, don't tell me I just ass gleeked?"

by chadeo12 June 4, 2009

Greeks

Members of college fraternities and/or sororities. So called because they usually use two or three Greek letters as their designation, sometimes representing some ideal or other "secret" information.

The Greeks at this school give good parties.

by George T SLC March 1, 2009

Gleeking

Able to squirt liquids through your top front teeth.

He sat at the bar gleeking every girl that walked by.

by Caammaa March 11, 2018