GASper

Person who turns white like Casper and gasps at rising gas prices.

The Gasper went white as a ghost and nearly choked on morning coffee noticing gas prices reached $1.60.

Wife: “Huhhhhhhgggggghhhaaasssp!! Look dear the petroleum prices hit a buck-sixty at the station!”

Husband:

“Relax! You’ve been such a Gasper EVERYTIME it climbs a penny or two ever since 76 cents a litre over a decade ago!! GASPER GASPER GASPER!!! SHUT UP!!! BREEEEEEAAAATTHHEE!!! DRUNK YOUR COFFEE!!

by Treebonics June 9, 2018

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gayspiration

An agency, such as a person or work of art, that moves the intellect or emotions or prompts action that relates to homosexuality.

"after seeing the gaysemetic procession down on main street, SUE was gayspired to become part of the desperate hom-rights union herself."

by serina June 28, 2005

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gasproduce

Verb UK - /gəs.'brɒ.dʒəs/ US - /gəs.'brɑ.dʒəs/
1) To produce a gas through either boiling or synthetic effervescence.

Chemistry teacher: What in heaven's name are you doing with that chemical solution?
Student: I'm seeing if it gasproduces when heated.
Chemistry teacher: It will, but only because it has a relatively low boiling point.

by Ben. E. Factor May 30, 2015

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gasproduction

Noun UK & US - /'gæs.brə.ˌdʌk.ʃən/

1) The process of producing gas through boiling or synthetic effervescence.

Chemistry student: Would a fart be considered anal gasproduction?
Chemistry teacher: No, as it is not an incidence of boiling or synthesis. I am quite surprised, or should I say shocked, that you weren't able to work that out.
Chemistry student: 'Kay den...

by Ben. E. Factor May 31, 2015

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