Futurepoop

The way "you" will poop in the future.

1: How was the poop today?
2: Vegetable Man.
3: Futurepoop.

by slacketstew October 18, 2019

futureless

futureless - having no prospect or hope of a future. hopeless - without hope because there seems to be no possibility of comfort or success.

The brand FuturelessFoundation is a futureless effort

by FuturelessFoundation December 24, 2019

futureshipping

An adorable Ninjago ship between the characters Acronix and Cyrus Borg! ^^

“Who do you ship?”
“Futureshipping ofc!!”

by Swxninjagoxmarvel September 7, 2020

Future Edd

A sexy version of Edd Gould (1998 - 2012) that is from the future. He never saw the day of light again because Edd is Dedd. To this day, there are a lot of crazy simps ( crazygirllygirl ) that want to meet Future Edd because he is hot and every other Eddsworld character is STINKY.

"Yo you heard of Future Edd?"

"Yes i want to scratch his chin mmmmmmmmmmmm"

by ryno the reptile man October 25, 2020

Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”

She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture

by DJ Gello January 15, 2021

future

something you'll never have

my future is gone

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

Future babies

Once people of all different races and ethnicities have babies together, they will give birth to the next generation of perfectly ethnically ambiguous children that will cause the idea of race to become obsolete. We will become one race as we’ve always been. The human race.

Person 1 “Omg my kids are gonna be so confused filling out the census. They’re going to have to check all the boxes.”
Person 2 “Yay future babies! They’ll change the world.”

by Frogfacebutconfused23 June 18, 2021