Ass Fracking

The act of using Nashville Hot Chicken paste as lube for anal sex. Usually occurs on Main Street after midnight in Nashville Tennessee between homeless people.

After Ass Fracking Tyrone out behind the hot chicken shack, Joshua now has 3rd degree burns on his pecker. Even worse, Tyrone will now use a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.

by Dick Burley December 7, 2012

Fracking

A prediliction for women who have large breasts but only because they are overweight (Fat - Racking).
Melissa McCarthy is the perfect definition of a woman that someone who is 'fracking' would be attracted to.
Someone who is prone to Fracking may be refered to as a 'Fracker'

Zach: I would totally do that chick over there

Adam: Are you serious!

Zach: yea man look at that RACK

Adam: Dude she is like 250lbs, you are Fracking right now!

by adamrodionov March 16, 2014

jolly ranching

To wake up very early to take a five alarm shit.

Anthony went jolly ranching before going to make oatmeal cookies at work.

by 86highfives October 20, 2015

Fancing

Finger dancing.

Dancing solely with ones fingers.

Jimmy was already in bed but he wanted to dance, so he did some fancing.

by GreenLightRedLight March 29, 2010

Fracking

When you are having sex with someone and you pee in them.

(dictated not read)

"Dude, I was power drilling this goldilocks, and I was Fracking all sorts of nasty, all up in that business."

by DP Petroleum October 12, 2013

Branching

When you pose in a picture as if you are a tree with branches.

Ikr lets try branching

by Jenn9797 August 14, 2011

Ranching

When opening a door only to puke on the otherside.

"What's Doug doing?" "He's just ranching" "F'in girl"

by dialect October 19, 2009