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Foreskinious wrinkler

A foreskinious wrinkler is a person's hand when used to jerk off. Also known as Dick beaters, cock grippers, pud pounders. Harry palmers, nubs, etc...
Hey dude, get your fuckin' foreskinious wrinklers off my beer! Or, I didn't get laid tonight so I'm gonna go home and hang out with Foreskinious and the wrinklers...
by JZ Catonsville, Md December 4, 2011
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foreskin blowup

When Scarlett blows up Jakes foreskin and it inflates like a balloon.
Hey Jake, fancy a foreskin blowup later?
by Jascar November 21, 2015
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Foresee

The ability to foresee or perceive something not actually visible, as through mental acuteness. Force or power of the imagination, as a writer of great vision Quincy Of extraordinary beauty
I foreseen todays events many decades ago with Silva Browne and other well known visionary’s - And Psychics which we are not apart of.
by Quincy The Beautiful June 14, 2019
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foreskin muncher

When a muslim or a jew person collects the foreskin from a newborn or an adult, they eat it like its candy.
Muhammad: Man these foreskins taste amazing. You should try them.
John: Ew wtf that's disgusting you dirty foreskin muncher. Get out of my face.
Abba: No John, you are just not cultured like us. *eats 20 in 1 sitting*
by ILoveForeskin September 4, 2023
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Whatever fords your river.

similar to "whatever caulks your wagon", both taken from the classic Apple II Game Oregon Trail. Both mean "Whatever makes you happy"
Me: I'm gonna kick that ginger.

Hunter: Hey man, Whatever fords your river.
by RCampz November 10, 2009
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Kestrel Forest

A forest that is 100% managed by mother nature, so that all living things can co-exist in perfect harmony. In a Kestrel Forest the rights of wildlife far exceeds those of humans.
Panger: "How'd you guys finish that FMP lab so fast?"
Jesse: "It was easy, we just used the Kestrel Forest method... 0% Volume harvested"
Panger: "MUH!"
by Jeff_L. October 28, 2010
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digital foresight

When you do not post, send or share anything you will regret later.
I am so glad I had the digital foresight not to send that email to my mother-in-law when I was mad at her.
by debbie desmoines July 11, 2011
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