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carpet fitter

A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.
We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.
by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005
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Fittinger

by Tom Vek October 23, 2011
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Fitter

A knuckle dragging person, who isn’t really bright and uses very large spanners and big hammers to undo nuts and bolts. They generally do a 4 year apprenticeship, which consist of 2 year learning how the undo the bolt, then the next 2 years learning how to do it up. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.

Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.

They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.

There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.

They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.
Fitter - spanner monkey, that is a slow learner.
by Glenn Radford February 27, 2021
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shinger my fitter

To stick your fingers into someones poop shoot!
(finger my shitter mixed around)
"dude, mitch's mom is on fire!! I wanna shinger her fitter!"
"hey jim, shinger my fitter!"
by sknudson April 8, 2008
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fitties

fat- tits..... tits that are big only because the girl is fat
Ken- " yo jenny's got huge tits!
mike-" nah bro those are just fitties, bitch is huge!
by candosh February 22, 2009
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pipe fitting

when two males place their erect penis's head to head, and pull the others foreskin over the tip of their own dick.
craig: im tired of givving and taking it to the ass
alex: excatly lets pipe fit tonight
by kirkels June 5, 2005
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fitty leven

Ghetto math for 61.
This bitch is fine I dun came to da club like fitty leven times.-LIl Jon and the eastside boyz,Get Low
by Rocafella May 5, 2004
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