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you can fidget my spinner 

A phrase that can be used as a pickup line on someone to let them know you wanna hook up, but they don't have to believe it and will make you less embarrassed when they say ew no because it sounds really dumb.
Marsha: that was a fun date, we should do it again sometime
Antony: yeah, it really was, and I wanted you to know... You can fidget my spinner anytime!
Marsha: OMG lol Antony jokes like this is why I like you
Antony: oh yeah lol joke lolololol😌😢
Marsha:lololol

human fidget spinner 

Angelica "yo last night was crazy"
Eliza"yah we moved from one side of the house to the other"
Peggy"It was a human fidget spinner"

Poo Fidget 

An endearing name for one of your friends or your boy friend can be used in conjuction as "Stinky" or "Stinky Bum" Usually used after someone moves about and lets a fart go by fidgeting
I can't believe that you just did that fart you Stinker your nothing but "Poo Fidget stinky bum"
Poo Fidget by linzilou September 20, 2011

Radio Fidget 

When you hear a song you like on the radio or mp3 player, and you adjust the bass, fader, treble, fader and balance to het it just right, but as soon as you finish the song is over and the process repeats.
Joe: What the he'll man! Your pull in a radio fidget!
Radio Fidget by Caseyds620 September 2, 2010

African fidget spinner 

The act of poking a hole in your fidget spinner and sticking your dick through it while looking at African children.
I went to Africa and showed the kids an African fidget spinner!

do you need your fidget toy? 

When the autistic kid in your class is playing with his fingers and not paying attention to the computing teacher, "Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"
"Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"