Flappy flounder

An act where a guy and a girl are having sex and after he cums, the girl sits on his face and and slides all over his face

Bro, i heard that jasmine gave ricky a Flappy flounder last night

by King_squirlie June 16, 2021

Fapple

Noun
/fˈa-pəl/
• Like a caramel apple, but instead of caramel, it's semen. It gets its name because sometimes the apple is used to masturbate (fap) before being covered with the product of the masturbation (semen.
• An apple with a bite taken out of it that is used to masturbate (typically by putting the tip in the whole) and then the hole is filled with the semen created by masturbating with the apple.

Did you hear about James Charles sending a child his fapple?
I once saw Kanye West making a fapple in an alleyway near a dumpster.

by poopoounicorns123456 April 19, 2022

frequent fapper miles

Frequent self pleasuring.

He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.

The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.

by mccaro June 4, 2012

Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment

Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.

by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014

Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 27, 2019

fapple

n. Corruption of fap and apple, to refer to apple users who get excitied over anything apple so much that they probably mastrubate (fap) over them.

He is a total fapple.

by Noogie Brown October 22, 2006

Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009