fail and bail

To hurry through an exam in a subject you don't care enough about to have studied for and thus don't know anything about.

Bucky: Dude, how did you approach the essay on Keynesian economics?

Squealer: Fail and bail, man.

by Marv Jehoggsegetter November 19, 2013

apocalyptic fail

An even bigger failure than an epic fail; One that will trigger global destruction if allowed to continue.

Windows Vista. Big enough of an apocalyptic fail for you?

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

Fail Panda

A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.

Glen- "Kaleb just busted his ass snowboarding"
Pete- "Yeah, what a fail panda!"

by Bit Cloud March 14, 2011

Epic Fail

A Fail So Hard That One Only Witnesses It Once In Life Time.

This Definition Is Nowhere Near An Epic Fail.

by AnounymousInternets January 1, 2010

Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

Hygiene Fail

The act of a female partner losing complete control of bowel movements during the course of anal sex.

AMon: Hey wey was Lisa anally open last night?

Wey: Yea dude, but she had a hygiene fail on your aerobed..

by ElAMon March 30, 2010

April Fail's

The act of attempting to be funny on April 1st, but results in you getting your ass beat, dumped by your gf/bf, or making yourself look like a complete dumbass.

Ex 1/ Guy:"I fucked your girlfriend last night when she was over. It was amazing............APRIL FO- *gets ass kicked

Ex 2/ Guy:"Hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had sex with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant..........APRIL FOOLS!"

Ex 3/ Guy:"Im really sorry your grandparents passed away last night........APRIL FOOLS!"


^"april fail's" in action

by failfooler April 2, 2009