fail and bail

To hurry through an exam in a subject you don't care enough about to have studied for and thus don't know anything about.

Bucky: Dude, how did you approach the essay on Keynesian economics?

Squealer: Fail and bail, man.

by Marv Jehoggsegetter November 19, 2013

Fail trading

A user that is really bad at good decision making and consistently loses value every single time they've tried to complete a trade. (ROBLOX Related)

Roblox trader: Did you hear about that youtuber that overpayed 50k for a dying item that's getting lowballed?
Other Roblox Trader: Yeah that's Fail trading for ya.

by HexxyFTW August 16, 2021

Fail Panda

A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.

Glen- "Kaleb just busted his ass snowboarding"
Pete- "Yeah, what a fail panda!"

by Bit Cloud March 14, 2011

Failed Society

The whole uk, mostly london. Cringey people, wannabe gangsters, when you say something about their country they get triggered like dumbasses

Nigga: Yo whats a failed society?
His owner: London or the whole Uk

by Britishpeopleareretards November 12, 2022

Hygiene Fail

The act of a female partner losing complete control of bowel movements during the course of anal sex.

AMon: Hey wey was Lisa anally open last night?

Wey: Yea dude, but she had a hygiene fail on your aerobed..

by ElAMon March 30, 2010

April Fail's

The act of attempting to be funny on April 1st, but results in you getting your ass beat, dumped by your gf/bf, or making yourself look like a complete dumbass.

Ex 1/ Guy:"I fucked your girlfriend last night when she was over. It was amazing............APRIL FO- *gets ass kicked

Ex 2/ Guy:"Hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had sex with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant..........APRIL FOOLS!"

Ex 3/ Guy:"Im really sorry your grandparents passed away last night........APRIL FOOLS!"


^"april fail's" in action

by failfooler April 2, 2009

Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020