Flog nob

a flog nob ( also flognob , flog knob , flogknob ) is a wander. A puller of cock.
Damn man , Larry Emdur on Channel 9 Australia is such a disliked flog nob.
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020
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Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)
Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself
by FlogTV May 24, 2012
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Flog

"Hey, flog. Nice Pokèmon shoes you fat cunt"
by Dr.AlanBeads July 4, 2020
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flog trapper

I hear Jim stays penetrated he is such a flog trapper
by Unlimited D May 31, 2018
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walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.
Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.
by J "i am the walrus" Mo July 28, 2008
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Blog Flog

Blog Flog: To be severely reprimanded by Google Inc. or another corporate intranet entity for attempting to push the maximum limit in lambasting insolently anyone and finally causing an entity's policy violation concerning cyberbullying.
I was blog flogged by youtube.com in a feeble attempt at exerting control in cybersoace.
by Alias-Zero-Class July 26, 2025
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Flogged

When you get stuck under a space ship.
"oh no im flogged!" said the man who had gotten stuck under a spaceship.
by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021
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