by kzer_168 June 24, 2016

A possum headed raggamuffin located at either side of the road, usually trying to elicit sexual acts without success.
by The street waver June 23, 2017

by alksdjflakjdslfksdf July 1, 2008

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

'God you're such a fig hahahah'
by Indanizzle October 15, 2015

the act of using a anime figurine to pleasure oneself analy while cosplaying as the same character as the figurine
by LollyLord25 May 9, 2024
