Evite Exegesis

Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"

No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."

Evite Exegesis by PBMax June 13, 2008

Evil Balloon 

Condoms used in raping by the rapist.
Also used by Pedophiles.

Police : We found his cum in this evil balloon.
Rapist : But-
Judge : Death Penalty!

Evil Balloon by PhantomXV February 3, 2018

Evie Jago 

Has a juicy Jago monster minge

‘Wow’ said Chris as Helen opened her legs to expose her Evie Jago. ‘That’s so juicy and monstrous’

Evie Jago by Big Supper April 13, 2020

evian 

Evian is the name given to the fictional pairing of the characters Octavian and Echo from Rick Riordan's Heroes of Olympus.
Echo + octaVIAN = evian

"Who is your OTP in Heroes of Olympus"
"Evian all the way"

evian by stoneystark January 4, 2021

evik 

The most powerful and gorgeous person.

She is the evik perosn I have ever known .

evik by Brideal April 18, 2021

Evil Twin 

a common formula which combines one person to excite or justify the other person to do krazy fuck shit. these two are a deadly combo, giving off the double trouble energy.

“isabella my evil twin for real!”

Evil Twin by _gotothemooniyana_ June 30, 2022

Eviefelpsstyle 

Stalking your crush, taking photos of your crush, getting a pedo to talk to your crush, can’t take a hint from a man, date multiple men at the same time, getting rejected by the same guy 3 times.

Hey look! She is doing the Eviefelpsstyle!

Eviefelpsstyle by JohnnyDingles11 July 14, 2023