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Imprisoned in the elevator 

The situation where a promising idea / proposal / project either dies or is in development far too long and thus emerges too late, missing its moment, because of excessive amendment-and-approval requirements.

"Imprisoned in the elevator" is usually a product of:
(a) there being too many people in the organization whose sole purpose seems to be to wander around finding pies to put their fingers in but who add nothing to the "recipe" even though they can force others to make changes; or
(b) mandated internal processes which mandate that the approvals process be repeated for every change to the project, however minor; or
(c) managerial timidity, because moving something up and down is easier than risking one's neck with a firm yes or no.

Result: a viable or even great idea doesn't make it out the door on time or at all because it keeps repeatedly moving up and down the approval levels as each change has to be reviewed, re-reviewed and approved and re-approved The project stays in the building because it has been imprisoned in the elevator, never getting out, just forced to go up and down.
"Hey, did your online information project get done, Dan???"
"Nope. It's imprisoned in the elevator."

elf elevator 

When some one presses all of the bottons of the elevator like in the movie elf. Is usualy funny expecialy on high rises.
Jill: Hey did you hear that Jon elf elevatored from the first floor yesterday
Jack: No way i bet that was hell for every one

The Elevator 

When a man flexes and releases his cremaster muscle (attached to the spermatic cord, that holds your testicles in place), causing his testicles to pull closer to the body, then release, mimicking an elevator stopping at different floors.
The Elevator:
Arnold: Look at Mike doing the old elevator!
Steve: Gonna make a stop on the 3rd floor, buddy?
Mike: Sure am, Going UP!
The Elevator by Stuntman Mike_420 September 28, 2013

Dutch Elevator 

Farting in an empty elevator as you exit, leaving it for some poor, unsuspecting soul to enjoy.
Hey Paul, that Dutch Elevator is cruising up and down like a ghost net, waiting to snare some poor bastard.
Dutch Elevator by Masaj Marod June 21, 2019

pussy elevator 

the act of stacking three or more women on top of each other for easier changing between vaginas
I made a pussy elevator by stacking my girl on top of her sister and cousin last night
pussy elevator by rod fantana April 12, 2011

Family Elevator

My father is also my brother, more like a family elevator than a tree, we go straight up.
Family Elevator by Cheyamonster February 13, 2017