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earection

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.
"Robbie is on an earection!"
by WingNut September 5, 2003
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Ball Ears

Word is derived from a strange kid who has balls growing out of his ears.

-noun:

1. Some one who throws a hilarious tantrum because they cannot handle the fact that they fail at life.

2. Some one who takes a sharpie and draws on other people because they want an excuse to touch them.

3. Some one who constantly practices solving his rubik's cube so that they may hopefully one day get a friend.

4. Some one who will settle for a person of the same sex because they know that no person of the opposite gender will ever want them

different forms of the word: ball eared (verb), ball ear (if they have one ball on their ear)
Noun:
Person 1: Did you see that kid playing with his rubiks cube during lunch?
Person 2: Yeah. He's such a ball ears.

Verb:
Person 1: Dude!!! That loser drew on me in Algebra today!
Person 2: Oh dang! Sounds like you got ball eared.
by i got ball eared November 19, 2010
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Vagina Ears

When a person with plugs removes of them and their lobes are all floppy like; the holes end up resembling a vagina
"I hate how I gauged my ears. Look how gross they look without plugs"
"Ewww, you've got dem vagina ears!"
by LOLalwyx October 28, 2009
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eased

Eased (v):

1. Verb form of the word easy or ez
2. A salutation used in victory after you just totally owned someone. It's roots stem from the mmorpg Subspace/Continuum.
Dead turret: "OMG! WTF!!1 YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I can't believe you just handed my ass to me with that double mine rep! Get some skill!...No you know what?! Fuck this game!" :( *logs out*

taint: "so eased"
by OG subspace player May 7, 2007
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roasting ears

Common name in the midwest for corn on the cob. Corn on the cob is sometimes cooked by placing the ear of corn (complete with husk) on hot coals.

Also, "roastin' ears"
by A Libertarian July 8, 2006
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earsex

The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.
Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."
by recipher August 27, 2005
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bleeding ears

a condition normal people are put in when sugar we're going down or some other shitty emo song comes on the raido
oh FUCK, theyre playing my chemical romance again, need to stuff some tissues in so i dont get bleeding ears again.
by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006
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