granny driver

The little old blue haired lady who drives a car way to big for her.She cannot see over the steering wheel.She drives around with her right turn signal on constantly.The rear view mirror is useless because it is cocked into a make-up mirror position for applying lipstick.Usually has the back seat full of poodles or other useless dogs. Comes to a complete stop when making right hand turns for fear of flipping the car. Uses the horn instead of the brakes.

I'd rather follow a school bus at 3 o'clock than a granny driver.

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

mercy drive

a street in pine hills that you will get shot on if you dont know where you are

i was gettin a dime on mercy drive when i saw the swat team bust into those apartments

by 407 June 28, 2007

The Drive

An extremely trippy series of back-country roads in Sherman, TX that Austin College students drive on when smoking pot.

Man, I got lost on the drive last night. We found a road with 12 foot fences on both sides!!

by Austin College Escapee June 22, 2005

ghost driver

see: Geister Fahrer. An individual who drives going the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver, but can also be a suicide attempt, thrill seeker, or horrendus driver error.

My travel agent gave me this cautionary lecture on ghost drivers in europe. Does that really happen?

by gooberliberation March 22, 2006

Norwegian drive-by

Biathlon.

Victim #1: "Hey, there's a guy coming our way, on skis, and he's got a rifle strapped around his shoulder! WTF does he want?"

Victim #2: "Og shit! Get down!! It's a Norwegian drive-by!!"

by The Incredible nerd/junkie March 6, 2010

My dad drives this car

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010

Sunday Driver

A motorist who engages in any number of dilatory driving techniques that recklessly slow down traffic, including but not limited to: driving below the speed limit, slowing down more than once on a city block while looking for a parking spot, waiting for a pedestrian to finish traversing the entire walkway before turning, or remaining stopped after a light turns green. Sunday drivers often claim to be driving defensively but in fact their driving is offensive and aggitates normal commuters.

Sorry I'm late, but these sunday drivers slowed me down. </p>
I don't support the death penalty, but would make an exception for Sunday drivers.</p>
Traffic in West Coast cities is exacerbated by the widespread phenomenon of Sunday drivers.

by Yonaton January 3, 2009