An affliction that often occurs to people who chronically don't think carefully enough about what they are saying in a conversation. Saying something thoughtless that might hurt another's feelings is something we all do occasionally, but if it happens more than once or twice per month, you might have foot-in-mouth disease.
When Bill dissed his sister's new boyfriend to his buddy Richard, he didn't bother to look around and make sure she was out of earshot. Richard said, "Damn, Bill, she's in the kitchen only a few feet away! D'ya got foot-in-mouth disease or somethin'? "
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Transmission: One recieves Panerial Disease by coming home from College and getting a summer job at Panera Bread after hearing from a friend what a great job it is. They work there and see how easy it is and how they get large raises routinely until they are making about 11.00$ an hour by the end of the summer. Suddenly they dont feel they need college, that they can make enough money working at Panera. By the time the raises end its oo late to go back to college and get a real job.
Symptoms: Laziness, apathy, shortness of money, erectile dysfunction.
There is no cure for panerial disease.
Transmission: One recieves Panerial Disease by coming home from College and getting a summer job at Panera Bread after hearing from a friend what a great job it is. They work there and see how easy it is and how they get large raises routinely until they are making about 11.00$ an hour by the end of the summer. Suddenly they dont feel they need college, that they can make enough money working at Panera. By the time the raises end its oo late to go back to college and get a real job.
Symptoms: Laziness, apathy, shortness of money, erectile dysfunction.
There is no cure for panerial disease.
College Student 1: Why isn't Jeff back for this year.
College Student 2: He went home and caught Panerial disease from one of his friends, now hes stuck there.
College Student 2: He went home and caught Panerial disease from one of his friends, now hes stuck there.
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Funny monkey disease, or FMD, is just a nicer way to say AID's. It would be alot nice if you heard, sorry i gave you funny monkey disease, rather than, sorry i gave you AIDs. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to have something called funny monkey disease. It has the words funny and monkey in it. Sounds like fun
Sorry, I forgot to tell you, i have funny monkey diseas, you might want to get yourself checked.
Oh, ok....
-2 mins later-
What the hell is funny monkey disease???
Oh, ok....
-2 mins later-
What the hell is funny monkey disease???
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Get the Diseased Greens mug.An incurable ailment which has plagued humanity for the past 48,000 years, it is 101% fatal and only recent advancements in the field of Roomba technology have been proven to cure it (for $34.33 dollars on Temu).
In reality Mao Disease is a fictional disease found on an ad for a Roomba-like robot vacuum on the online marketplace Temu, it was brought to light by Swedish Twich streamer Vargskelethor Joel on his first stream of "Temu Trash," a segment where he explores Temu and other cheap online marketplaces for bootleg and low quality merchandise. The page for the product featured music sung by a squirrel, and had features such as "Triad Sweeping," and the ability to return home when it's battery is low. Mao disease has since become a joke among members of Vargskelethor's Twitch chat.
In reality Mao Disease is a fictional disease found on an ad for a Roomba-like robot vacuum on the online marketplace Temu, it was brought to light by Swedish Twich streamer Vargskelethor Joel on his first stream of "Temu Trash," a segment where he explores Temu and other cheap online marketplaces for bootleg and low quality merchandise. The page for the product featured music sung by a squirrel, and had features such as "Triad Sweeping," and the ability to return home when it's battery is low. Mao disease has since become a joke among members of Vargskelethor's Twitch chat.
I can't believe my favorite streamer and king of Sweden Joey Vargskelethor succumbed to Mao disease at the tender age of 30, we'll get you yet, Mao disease!
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by Joseph Sileo December 13, 2007
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Ashley: Oooh Brad just messaged me.
Bella: Brad is such a Fuckboy.
Ashley: And?
Bella: Don't go catching a case of Fuck Boy Disease.
Bella: Brad is such a Fuckboy.
Ashley: And?
Bella: Don't go catching a case of Fuck Boy Disease.
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