dickmatized

When a woman/girl ends up dating a guy that she had reservations about dating, i.e. she didn't really like him to begin with but they end up dating and he's a jerk

Kat: I mention how I only wanted to be friends with him and how he soooo wasn't boyfriend material.
Liz: Then, boom...dickmatized

or

"We really didn't like him at first but then we got dickmatized."

by Jessi Griffin March 15, 2008

dickrattler

Someone who walks around swinging their cock for attention. Usually they are smelly bastards who get no pussy in this world.

“Man, Sarthak is such a dickrattler these days.”

by Urgan Gibb November 2, 2021

dickpath

The dickpath is what happens when a dick goes on the warpath.

The boss is usually pretty annoying, but today he is really on the dickpath.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

dickpath

A path at the end of which is some dick. Usually used to refer to the series of actions taken by a person in search of sexual activity with a male of the human species.

It's been a while since she broke up with her ex...Johanna is really on the dickpath tonight.

by humblemonkey42 March 14, 2011

dickrastination

to be procrastinating and dicking around at the same time

Stop the dickrastination and get your work done!

by JDWine April 26, 2011

Dickaration

A dickaration is the equivalent of a decoration and it has the same concept as well. You can look but you cannot touch. This is what we call a dickaration.

Michael: Hey buddy, have you seen the new chick that got hired yet?
Mical: No, what does it matter to you anyway? She is just another dickaration around the office.

by Miggity Mack December 27, 2011

Dicktatious

The act of being a complete douche bag.

Scott was being so dicktatious today when he came over.

by Kay Trags April 8, 2012