dickwanting

Used to describe an acquaintance who is obviously... wanting that dick

Dang, she is just so obviously, clearly, most definitely, blatantly, a dickwanting whore.

by Freaky Farmer December 18, 2022

dicklapse

when a chick in recovery relapses emotionally because she got into a relationship too earlier.

Brenda was acting all weird at this AA meeting. I heard she had dicklapse with gary.

by GucciBandanaCallMeTonyMontana October 10, 2022

dicklined

Refers to what da card-scanner not only unexpectedly displays when you swipe your debit or Food Stamps card, but is also a real "d**k" about saying it, and/or says it in such a hurtful/critical way dat it makes YOU feel like a "royal d**k" for even daring to presume dat said scanner would even consider accepting your card. (Can also refer to da status of a chick's not agreeing to spread her legs for you.)

There's hardly anything more humiliating than having your payment-card "dicklined" in da checkout lane, especially if there are other impatient shoppers in da line behind you. Keeping your card clean and up-to-date can indeed help to minimize da risk of this unfortunate development's happening, but computer-networks are hardly infallible, and so you still can never be sure. Totally SUX, but it's true, unfortunately.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Decklan

A man who loves fishing, frankly too much. He fishes so much his girlfriend has sex with other men. Essentially he’s a cuk

Did you hear? Jordan is being a decklan

by Nnnaron March 18, 2023

Dicklayed

To be delayed thanks to sex.

Sorry I’m late to grandma’s funeral, I was dicklayed by my boyfriend.

by Snot11 April 15, 2023

dicklargengly

GIANT COCK MY COCK IS GIANT COCK DICK LARGE PEPE BIG

WOW thats A dicklargengly!

by DICK LARGE PEPE BIG May 13, 2023

Dicklaration

When someone makes a false or temporary sentiment of love & commitment in order to convince their target of affection to sleep with them.

Katie asked Melissa, “why do men just tell us what they think we want to hear” to which Melissa replied, “because they make giant dicklarations to get you to sleep with them”.

by Shell Shock May 30, 2023