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Usually a medium height fat cunt with barely any friends. You usually spot him playing sports like basketball and missing trying to take shots like step curry but he misses. He usually has a crush on a fat girl named Mikayla Dawson and he doesn't admit it and all his friends make fun of him for it. He usually cries or rages when someone takes his stuff when you go to his house you'll find food everywhere but when you tell him to eat some he'll say "I don't have any" even though he weighs 100kg
Dude 1: Look it's decklan
Dude 2: Oh yeah that fat cunt
Decklan by Big daddy jarvis December 9, 2021
Decklan is weird
Decklan by Big boy sucking dick March 24, 2019
A man who loves fishing, frankly too much. He fishes so much his girlfriend has sex with other men. Essentially he’s a cuk
Did you hear? Jordan is being a decklan
Decklan by Nnnaron March 18, 2023

Declan McKenna

Soft vegan boi who makes good tunes, is secretly tol and super sassy about politics.
I cry about Declan McKenna 2 to 3 times a day
Declan McKenna by whateven123 January 22, 2017

no declan december 

during this month all declans most become non exsistant. if you see a declan you can legally tell him to shut up and die.
holly: oh hey is that declan?
ally: yeah it is.
declan: ayo-
danika: its no declan december GET OUT

Declan McKenna

A very tol sassy vegan boi, who is the queen of glitter, makes cool tunes, and mind boggling tweets.
I watch Declan Mckenna memes 2 to 6 times a day, and watch him have a little giggle.
Declan McKenna by FLORISOL February 12, 2018