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Dicklips Dunn
Proper Noun; A second grade teacher from upstate New York. Also goes by the name Ginger Dunn. Universally excepted worldwide as the worlds greatest cocksucker. Blow job giver and mother of 2. Has given millions upon millions of blow jobs. All time world record holder for dicks sucked. Mother to Kevin and Jonathon. Holds trademarks such as the saying, “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!” I love sucking cock and will suck any cock at any time. A true world renowned cocksucker.
1. “Hey Sean, where did that Clearly Canadian bottle go?, wasn’t Dicklips Dunn just drinking it?”
“Well Chris, if you could call it DRINKING... she was sucking that bottle like a dick!! She wrapped her dicklips around that bottle and made it completely disappear down her throat!! Just like she was sucking cock!”
2. “Hey look everybody, it’s Dicklips Dunn!!”
Ginger : “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!!!”
3. “Hey George, aren’t you in Dicklips Dunn’s second grade class this year?”
“Yeah. And it’s great cuz she’s been sucking all of the kids ducks! This is gonna be an awesome year!”
“Well Chris, if you could call it DRINKING... she was sucking that bottle like a dick!! She wrapped her dicklips around that bottle and made it completely disappear down her throat!! Just like she was sucking cock!”
2. “Hey look everybody, it’s Dicklips Dunn!!”
Ginger : “ I’ll suck yo’ dick!!!”
3. “Hey George, aren’t you in Dicklips Dunn’s second grade class this year?”
“Yeah. And it’s great cuz she’s been sucking all of the kids ducks! This is gonna be an awesome year!”
Dicklips Dunn by C. MURDER April 3, 2021
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dicklash
Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!
Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014
Dickapedia
Dickapedia by Dimcas92 October 23, 2012
the dickslapper experience
to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago
look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience
the dickslapper experience by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011
Dickaplegic
(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.
2. Dude with a broken dick.
3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
2. Dude with a broken dick.
3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"
Cooper "Hahahahaha"
Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"
Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"
Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"
Dick "my bad"
Cooper "Hahahahaha"
Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"
Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"
Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"
Dick "my bad"
Dickaplegic by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009
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