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Disney World 

Although it's known as the happiest place on earth, it's definitely not. Whether you go to Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, or Animal Kingdom, there's screaming crying children everywhere... if you bring your own kids it's even more of hell. Basically your better off going kid free.
Person 1: I just surprised my kids with a trip to disney world we all can't wait to go!

Person 2: ha good luck it's gonna be hell

Person 1: Why would you say that

Person 2: your children will become ungrateful little brats
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Disney Channel Moment 

When people say a phrase that is juvenile, weird, gay, and very unappealing, typically used by Disney Channel actors or their cult- like fans, and usually involves old-school
or generally odd expressions.
Dan: Hey, we still have to do our project! We're doomed!

Lee: Oh, that? Don't worry! We still have lots of time! When's it due again?

Dan: Tomorrow!

Lee: OH! We are doomed!

Mike: Man, that was really gay. Such a Disney Channel Moment.

Dan: Really? Man!
Disney Channel Moment by LuLuBee August 15, 2010

Disney's One Saturday Morning 

A Saturday Morning cartoon block that ran from 1997-2002 and replaced with the piece of shit ABC Kids. Featured some of the greatest cartoons like, Recess, Pepper Ann, and Sabrina the Animated Series
Harold:"Hey Dan what what would make ya feel real fine?!"

Dan:"Disney's ONE SATURDAY MORNING!"

Disney Whore 

Sometimes reffered to as a 'Disney Princess,' due to the fact that a Disney Whore's situation is often considered a gross distortion of the 'Cinderella Story.' A Disney Whore is a young actor or actress who signs on with the Disney Corperation, and ends up somehow having their own tv show, pop album, and series of bad made-for-tv movies, and built-in fanbase of very impressionable and very stupid young children. The 'golden age' of the Disney Whore began simultaniously with the release of High School Musical and Hannah Montana, which launched the careers of several well-known Disney Whores and spawned several knock-offs. A Disney Whore can be either male or female.
Miley Cyrus: Queen of the Disney Whores
The Jonas Brothers: Her Ladies in Waiting
Zac Efron: King of Disney Whores
Ashley Tisdale: The Ugly Stepsister
Vag Hudgens: The Even Uglier Stepsister
Selena Gomez: Who now?
Demi Levato: Aw, at this point, fuck it!
Disney Whore by redmisery May 25, 2010

Disney Channel

Once an uplifting lexicon which was okay to watch every once in a while. Today, it's a preppy tenny bopper channel consisting of actors spawned in a genetics lab. Everything on Disney Chennel is overrated, such notable shows and actors include:

A show about a hefty psychic played by Raven Symone.
A show about living in a hotel with Ashley Tisdale as a receptionist. As a matter of fact. The scientists modded her to 23 years old because she was given "sensitive" traits.
A show about kids who think they are Harry Potter, such as Selena Gomez.
The Jonas Brothers, the most overrated band in history who make cameo appearances in all of Disney's modern day shows, and even had a TV Movie with Demi Lovato, which was awful. What kind of name is "Demi" anyway?
A bratty Disney Couple who also got their own documentaries. Vanessa Hudgens, can be summed up as a Filipino Paris Hilton who dresses sluttier. And Zac Enron-- I mean Zac Efron, who is clearly an idiot.
And the brattiest of all, Miley Cyrus who stars in a show about a country hick who is secretly a pop diva, that has sold out in concerts and marketing ploys.

All shows are unreal, with actors that are unreal who all can't sing. Infact the only real word they know is "gimme". A big shame comes from the American people who actually believe that they are perfect when clearly they are not even living humans.
Disney Channel Actors: Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!
Normal peroson: No.
Disney Channel Actors: Waaaaaaaaahh! Ahhhhhhhh!

disney star syndrome 

when all teenage disney stars feel the need to become stupid sluts and eventually leave the show/channel to pursue carreers in prostitution, being whores, etc.
miley cyrus is a perfect example of disney star syndrome because she is quitting the show

Disney Channel Original Boner 

(n.) The specific sort of erection brought on by the viewing of a picture or video of a former Disney Channel star scantly clad or naked.
Christie Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2.

Guy 1: Is that Ren Stevens?

Guy 2: Holy shit! It is! I've got a Disney Channel Original Boner!

Guy 1: I'd high five you right now, but I've got one too.