vip driving

Using the sidewalk or opposite lane to navigate your vehicle through slow traffic. This involves blatant disregard for street laws and pedestrians, which often results in incrimination, vehicle damage, or death. Your insurance company would abandon you like a red-headed stepchild.

Enraged by the slow traffic, Mark decided to use a technique called VIP driving by veering onto the sidewalk and slamming on the accelerator.

by Dead-Recker August 22, 2006

drowsy driving

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.

Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."

by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

I'm driving

The thing constantly said by a teenager once they get their learner permit for a drivers license. Usually repeated numerous times in any given day and mostly when the parents announce having to go someplace for something.

Mom to dad," I have to go pick up Jr., need anything ?"
Teenage daughter grabs keys and says," I'm driving."

by jpg3 September 28, 2010

Deerstracted Driving

Dangerous and imprudent driving as a result of inattentiveness caused by scanning passing fields for wild game.

"Barry put his pick-up in the ditch after missing the curve during a deerstracted driving event. The bill from the body shop will cost him many bucks and quite a bit of doe."

by Angry Wound November 13, 2019

fat-driving

The act of a fat person driving in such a way that it reflects their loud, fat, lazy, and undisciplined personality. It is most often done in cars and vans from the 80s or late-model trucks. Fat-drivers always look unhappy in their automobiles.

"I tried to take a left into the parking lot, but some fat bitch was fat-driving down the center blocking both lanes."

"I wanted to back out, but some 400-pound guy in a Festiva is stopped behind me eating a chalupa. I honked so he'd pull forward, but he just looked at me while he struggled to breathe."

by mikedx42 March 1, 2010

Drake Driving

The act of listening to Drake whilst driving, particularly from the album Nothing Was The Same. The songs are emotional, which cause one's eyes to tear up and obstruct vision, leading to reckless driving. Drake Driving is typically happens when someone is driving home by themselves late at night and they are emotionally vulnerable.

Guy 1: I almost got into a crash last night.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you were Drake Driving again.

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014

highway driving

When you go driving on the highway really fast with hella loud music late at night

"hey did you see grace going highway driving last night"
"yeah dude she must be really cool"

by lukascor12 September 9, 2016