dinkleshmit

1. the male penis
2. Andy
3. any stupid person

"Andy, you fucking dinkleshmit! Get your dick off my face!"

"Yo, stop being a dinkleshmit. Chop it off already!"

Fuck! My dinkleshmit is too big!!

by poopfaceodjfk;la April 26, 2009

Doinklesniffed

To consume an incredible amount of alcohol and become absolutely shitfaced.

"if im gonna have sex with her then im gonna have to get completely doinklesniffed tonight"

by warhuhwhatisitgood4 May 22, 2009

dongleization

The process of bestowing a phallus upon where before there was none.

Jeneane, feeling she was born into the wrong body underwent dongleization.

by adman86 June 23, 2010

dinkle frits

some one who messes up, a lot or tends to fail, at tasks forgetful, space case, burnt

chelsea you are being such a dinkle frits

by reptar is gonna sodomize you December 26, 2010

dinklefink

A very slow driver
A silly Stupid Man

We were stuck behind a dinklefink driving to the lake.
Jake is such a dinklefink!

by chula123 July 14, 2011

Dongle Wander

Noun; phrase. The progression of free-ballin it. A condition in which the dongle migrates far out of the scheduled or preferred area due to improper containment. Often leads to severe dick lash or other complications.

"I have to wear boxers from now on because of all the dongle wander."
"Nah man, I've gotta fix this dongle wander."

by MASPONIE November 18, 2011

dinklebass

Its a person who is a cross between a dinkleberry and and ass

Some one who is ignorant and arrogant. A dinklebass

by scooter2079 August 25, 2013